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Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.

by shifter027 June 6, 2010


Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs

Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.

by Estall December 31, 2010


Swine Flu Summit

When large multinationals host regional or worldwide meetings and invite one to two people from each country to come and discuss business in overheated or overcooled rooms, then fly back the next day to their countries to quick disperse the virus.

I'm not feeling too well today - must have been my colleague who coughed on me after she came back from that Swine Flu Summit last week in Malta.

by caland September 25, 2009


swine hopper

One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.

Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones

by uncle meatster December 8, 2013


Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009


Vaccinated Swine

1. any fully vaccinated stout, cloven-hoofed artiodactyl of the Old World family Suidae, having a thick hide sparsely covered with coarse hair, a disklike snout, and an often short, tasseled tail: now of worldwide distribution and hunted or raised for its meat and other products.Compare hog, pig1, wild boar.
the domestic hog, Sus scrofa.
2. a fully vaccinated coarse, gross, or brutishly sensual person.
3. a fully vaccinated contemptible person.
4. someone who is out of touch with reality, can be Fully or half vaccinated.

I got dreams; does it look like i want to become vaccinated swine?

by estanswer December 18, 2021


Fine Swine

That pig in your backyard that always shows up for red wine and KFC

Bruh, I cant go tonight, I got a date with my fine swine

by Gunther Benson November 4, 2019