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The act of shitting on a plate and jizzin on and it making your date eat it.
"dude, I gave my tolo date a Toaster Strudel last night."
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The Brave Little Toaster is an 80s animated movie that tells the story of five old appliances (a toaster, an electric blanket, a vacuum, a lamp, and a radio) on a quest to find Rob, their Master.
The film has four songs: "City of Light", "Like a B-Movie", "Cutting Edge", and "Worthless".
Although the film was well recieved by critics, some parents found several scenes in the movie too intense for younger viewers. In addition, parents also objected to a picture of a nude woman that was on screen for about a second. She has since been covered with a swimsuit.
This was the first animated film to be shown at Sundance Film Festival.
The movie has two sequels, "The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars" and "The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue".
I was eager to show my young cousin The Brave Little Toaster, but unfortunatly, I lost my copy.
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its killing yourself by dropping a toaster into your bathtub
P1: " i got a 37 on the math test imma commit toaster bath"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"
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When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
A longer form of weaponized toaster and battle toaster
Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster
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That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.
-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"
That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.
-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"