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Derogatory term for someone who takes too many showers.
Carlos, that is your fifth shower today, you're such a towel monkey.
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when you jizz on a towel or wash cloth and gag a bitch (Tyler's mom)with it
"i just gave tylers bitch ass mom a hot towel!"
"that bitch has a moon roof!"
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When someone is getting on your nerves and keeps talking to you you say, "are you callin me a paper towel?"
Sammi says to Casey after she keeps going on about her boyfriend. Sammi says " are you calling me a paper towel?"
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(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.
(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?
Junior: What happened?
Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
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An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.
"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."
A name given to a woman which has or could be used in a sexual manner.
I met Susan last night and after five minutes she gave it up. She is such a dish towel
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A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse
Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum
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