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Reoccurring Urination Syndrome (RUS)
This syndrome is when one fully empties their bladder (or they believe they have) and then after washing their hands (mostly occurs with warm water) they then feel the need to urinate again. Often there is no more liquid to be expelled from the urethra, and the subject of the syndrome can often leave the toilet.
Person 1: Dude I just needed to pee again after I thought I completely released my bladder.
Person 2: Yeah bro, thats a nasty case of Reoccurring Urination Syndrome
Person 1: Nice
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Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.
I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks
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Professional incompetence or dishonesty.
George W. Bush's foreign policy is just a big pile of poo in a urinal
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( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde
Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?
When a particular female, is either engaged in a relationship or is otherwise unavailable to those who would like to 'tap that ho'
Guy 1: Man i wanna 'tap that ho' but shes being a big pile of poo in a urinal...i wanna use it but i can't.
Guy 2: aww man that sucks mad balls, i just use the sink.
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So like basically when ur pee smells like maple syrup. Kinda cool ig. Does it also taste like maple syrup?
Person1: you why tf does it smell like maypole syrup.😈
Person2: I plead the 5th
Person1: oh ok. Thought u had maple syrup urine disease for a second.
Person2: why would u assume such outrages assumption! (Blushes nervously)
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When a dude take a piss with so much force it creates a splash-back, and spray pattern on the walls, toilet paper, and dislodges crap-spackle. Can be accompanied by an escapee or sharts.
My High Velocity Urine HVU was so strong I took out the crap-spackle that was stuck under the toilet rim from three weeks ago.