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A slang for saying: The AIDS virus.
Guy #1 at work: "Hey, remember to wrap it up if you don't want to catch The coodies virus."
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HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.
Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.
"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."
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A term created by right wing politicians that lable people who disagree with their beliefs and ideologies, because like the left and all other political parties and affiliations, only they are right and everyone else are mentally ill.
People who use this phrase immediately invalidate their arguments because this is genuinely one of the stupidest label ever invented
Tom: "Did you here that Katie is Trans? He goes by Kyle now"
Rob: "damn, another person infected with the woke mind virus. The west has truly fallen"
Tom: "you sound so fuckong stupid right now"
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A phrase used by the alt-right, fascists, Republicans, conservatives and various other right-wingers to imply that a concern for an issue is symptomatic of mental illness. The concerns that might lead to accusations of having the virus are typically liberal or left-wing in nature and particularly those of social justice regarding minority groups are most likely to provoke this accusation. Typically concerns regarding causes or issues conservatives care about never lead to accusations of being infected by the woke mind virus although it is such a nebulous term that it can and has been leveled by conservatives at other conservatives over slight differences in opinions.
This term has led to the disuse of the term "political correctness" which preceded it and likewise could be used to refer to anything the accuser disliked.
"EVERY RESTAURANT IS INFECTED WITH THE WOKE MIND VIRUS. RHEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave again. You can't just call your waiter the n-word."
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where on fridays you get so lazy you can't type or speak right
Dude: agehy i fackin goat thea fariday vaioarus....
Girl: ....... you mean the friday virus?
Dude: someithiang laiskea taddtat
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A particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag
Shit, man, I think Dave caught the Douche-o-Virus.
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A infection that spreads by people saying E as a joke. Once enough get infected, Flamingo from YouTube can cause raids of people spamming E, spreading the Flamingo Fan Virus even more. This virus does no harm.
John: E
Alex: E
Joseph: Stop, you’re going to give me the flamingo fan virus-
Joseph: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE