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A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.
“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”
When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.
Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.
A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.
It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!
The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding
where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
The act of Kidnapping your wife with a bunch of friends and forcing her into marriage
Tim: Yo, did you hear? I got Married
Bill: Wow, really? To Whom? I thought you where a Virgin Neckbeard
Tim: Yea, bro. I found a girl on the street, she looked like Sagari from "Eromanga Senesi" so we had a Kyrgyzstani Wedding
Bill: Dang, why didn't you Invite me? I could have helped you carry her
Tim: I did, but you said you were busy Tossing Salads behind an Arby's