Kyrgyzstani Wedding

The act of Kidnapping your wife with a bunch of friends and forcing her into marriage

Tim: Yo, did you hear? I got Married
Bill: Wow, really? To Whom? I thought you where a Virgin Neckbeard
Tim: Yea, bro. I found a girl on the street, she looked like Sagari from "Eromanga Senesi" so we had a Kyrgyzstani Wedding
Bill: Dang, why didn't you Invite me? I could have helped you carry her
Tim: I did, but you said you were busy Tossing Salads behind an Arby's

Wedding jewel

A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.

The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.

- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.

wedding quickie

When the newly wed sneak away to do a quickie somewhere during reception and return without anyone knowing they were gone.

Everyone knew Jesse and Jamie did a wedding quickie and didn’t care.

Steven and Sara never got to do the wedding quicky Sara wanted to do.

Wedding Glove

When you jizz the in the sleeve of someones jacket sleeve. When the person puts there arm in the sleeve there hand is covered in white.

Teddy Bear why did you jizz in my sleeve? I got Wedding gloved.

WED

dumb hoe love mac more than anything

not you being a wed

Wed

Wed is stunning, beautiful, unique, sweet and caring that falls in love easily. Wed is very socialable and can might be dramatic. With Wed u will never get bored and make u will make amazing memories. Wed is very loyal and trustful. Wed also have the beautifulest laugh. If u have Wed in ur life you can describe yourself as lucky person.

Have u seen Wed?
Wed is really beautiful as always!

Wed

Friendly feeling and behaviour
- Good and cordial relations
- The feeling or relationship that exists between friends
- Intense feeling of of caring about someone or affection or fondness for a person
- amicability; closeness

Wed

- Like very much
- Be in love with
- Be passionately attached to
- Have a liking for
- Take a fancy to
- Fall (be) in love with
- Be passionately fascinated and enchanted by
- To be fond of (a person)
- To feel love or fondness for
- be fond of; be inclined to; take to; adore; fancy; like; love