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Ethiopian Xbox

The act of taking a gay guy, plugging them into your TV through their thick meaty cake, and using their erect shlong to play Pac-man

guy #1: Hey wanna play call of duty?
guy #2: Sorry I only have an Ethiopian Xbox
guy#1: What does that mean?
guy#2: It means your dad is busy

by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022

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Xbox 360

Playstation 3 with a tiny red ring that turns on when Microsoft decides it wants you to buy it again. Essentially designed as a foolproof plan to keep people from playing their previous system long into then ext generation, the machine essentially self-destructs after fifteen minutes of playing your old "the office" DVDs.

I stockpile Xbox 360's so when one breaks down I can just move onto the next.

by Ravio July 3, 2015

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xbox 360

Another suckish invention made by Microsoft that takes your $59.99 a month then bans your Console and Account.

Woah your account got banned. You must have an Xbox 360

by XboxSuks October 22, 2015

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Xbox 360

The xbox 360 is just an xbox with better graphics. It will fail miserablly and will once again succumb to Sony's Playstation series. The controllers suck because they aren't configured with any regard to the player's natural hold. It will again not produce enough games to even rival PS3. People just buy this console because they can't wait to save up enough money to purchase a PS3, they have a false belief that American products are of better quality than Japanese products, and lastly, these fools just have to have Halo 3.

The only reason I would buy a crap console such as Xbox 360 is to sell it on Ebay at a higher price to mindless idiots.

by Beaux December 24, 2006

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Xbox 2

The sequel to the original Xbox

Also known as Sony's worst nightmare

Wether you like it or not, Xbox is the most powerful home console to date, and Xbox 2 will be even stonger

by wiggles November 30, 2004

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XBox 360

A next-generation gaming system that will be competing with mostly the Nintendo Revolution. PS3 is out of the race. Not innovative in controls or gameplay but the graphics are slightly improved. Plus you get an arcade where you can buy bejeweled for 15 dollars, that's a deal!

Bottomline, It's last years Xbox with better graphics.

ZOMG, t's teh xbox 360 it teh roxx0rs look I bought pac-man for a dicount of a dollar for 19.99 that rox!

by aZm November 18, 2005

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Xbox DEAD

The official name for Xbox's online subscription service known by all Xbox haters.

Dude! Why are you logging into Xbox DEAD? Xbox sucks, man!

by thekyster07 September 3, 2011

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