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A joke that is so bad that you are emotionally and physically offended as a human being. A rocky joke violates a person's right against cruel and unusual punishment. It can signified by forming a diamond with your hands above your head like what Jay-Z does, who is rocky joke himself.
Victim: Wow Jerry Stackhouse just scored 29 points off the bench.
Rocky: You mean Outback Stackhouse?
Victim: *sigh...rocky joke symbol*
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The act of masturbating to porn bloopers.
Dude, I just finished joking off to the video of the guy missing the chick's vagina and accidently sticking it in her butthole."
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a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!!
Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.
Everybody: shut the fuck up simon
*everybody procedes to beat the crap out of simon*
Simon: no please.. THE PAIN!!!
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When a punny joke is made, and another then follows it, usually lamer than the first. Normally occurs in multitudes
Like a baby joey that hops out of its mother's pouch, it's just not as impressive...
Joey-Joker: That tree is in-tree-ging!
Innocent Listener: hahaha
Joey-Joker: Yeah, I'm branching out on my jokes...
Innocent Listener: Ha...ummm
Joey-Joker: I'm not going to leaf this alone...
Innocent Listener: .........
Joey-Joker: I'm serious...don't soil my jokes.....
Innocent Listener:
Joey-Joker: They like root beer
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Joey-Joker: But it's beer-ied...
- (Innocent Listener has left)
Joey-Joker: Maybe I'll be grounded for these jokes...
- (There is no one else around)
Joey-Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.
Why don't orphans' play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you stop a bus?
Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)
Boy: Did you hear those orphan jokes?
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.
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It's just a joke.
Usually used by a girl.
woman: your a stupid arrogant slut.
woman # 2: *starts crying*
woman: JOKE LANG!
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A joke that doesn’t bang.
Usually told by people called Miles.
Miles: Tells a joke
Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”
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