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To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.
Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?
Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...
Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.
Applicant: Alright, next question.
Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?
Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<
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When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps
Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop
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IT support desk lingo for turning your PC on and off again , a modern version of "please reboot your machine" , normally said in an incredibly patronising and monotone voice
My f**king PC crashed again and those IT geeks just told me to go through the power cycle so now I've lost a whole days work .
The act of fingering a chick. Could also refer to female masturbation.
I walked in and she was flicking through the pink pages.
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A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.
Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.
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when you are hitting it soo hard the girls head bangs the headboard
I put that broad right through my headboard last night
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Punch a wall and put a hole through it.
I've done it. Trust me. It's gay.
"I'm stressed, LOUISE GREEN! AAAAAAAAH! *punch the wall*, Oh shit!"
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