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Book Alarm

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.

Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.

by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010


Burn book

A term that originated from the 2004 movie 'Mean Girls'. It is a book the Plastics use to write nasty comments and start rumors/gossip about their classmates. Nowadays, it can be used to refer to any book that contains hateful comments about anything.

Got anything bitchy you want to say about someone? Put it in a burn book then!

by Thats16myboi June 20, 2020


Book Depression

After you've finished reading a phenomenal book you feel lost and melancholic. You want the characters, time, places, and the whole lot to keep going forever like a sitcom or a weekly skit. A book that becomes a part of your life, those are the best kind.

After taking the place card out, Zazzy was suddenly struck with book depression. How would she ever go on without her companions keeping her afloat?

by Zazzy June 2, 2017


Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.

#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons

by I like lemons February 3, 2022


book dumb

the opposite of book smart, the culmination of not going to school for a long time but not necessarily the opposite of street smart

I'm thinking about going back to college after just working for the last 11 years but I might have gotten too book dumb.

by Lo fo Sho September 7, 2010


Book Binding

Masturbating into the last two pages of a book from any public store or library, as to prevent someone from reading or at the very least enjoying the end of the book.

Guy #1: Awwww dude some one did some book binding on this.

Guy #2: Guess you'll never know what happens...

by The Destructonator September 27, 2010


shity book

Also known as Romeo and Juliet

Teacher: Ok class today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet

Class: *Groan* That's such a shity book

by ObtainedYeti December 11, 2017