marked cards

It is a cheating deck of poker cards, with invisible inks on it's back or cut-out on it's corner, often need special cameras or lens to detect them. The purpose is to know exactly what cards are being dealt to gain more winning probability.

Tom was caught in casino for cheating with marked cards.

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basketball card

An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.

Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!

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rookie card

A topless or naked picture of a girl, traded amongst collectors.

I heard you got Katie's rookie card.

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Kid Card

Using son or daughter as an excuse to either go to or miss a certain event e.g. work.

Whassup homes...you already at home from work?
Yeah, had to pick up my son.
Ah gotcha - played your "Kid Card" again, eh? You slacker!

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credebt card

That little piece of plastic with numbers on it that allows you to spend money that you definitely don't possess, thus creating huge amounts of personal debt.

Stacy: Wow. I love this Coach purse. I think I'll buy it.
Liz: But you don't have any money...
Stacy: Oh, that's no problem, I'll just use my credebt card.

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ash card

A person who trys not to follow the crowd, just like everyone else.

A person who trys to pass of thoughts he found on the tv or internet as his own original thinking.

A person attached at the hip to nicola

A person obsessed with Kung-Fu

I think christianity is bollocks - Ash

I would dump nicola for an ant

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Shark Card.

"Shark Card"
noun /SHärk kärd/
A dishonest scheme; a fraud.

"Let's innovate, let's make a new game!"
"I hear you I hear you, but listen to this... Shark Card.

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