Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

Sex clock

Now u know what’s a sex clock

I use the “:sex clock:”

cracking clocks

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

" Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

Clock Glancing

The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.

During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.

kicking the clock

Wasting time

Dude, we gotta stop kicking the clock! We're running out of time

looking at the clock

Looking at a girl’s ass

Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!