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1.When anything is said, done, or revealed that causes any chance one might have had with a once-interested girl to fly out the window.
2. When a friend ruins your chances with a girl by hitting on her himself, and using his dick to knock your cock off course. Even if he is not successful, your opportunity for procreating will be dashed on the rocks of awkwardness.
Dick my own cock is acceptable.
Stacy: "Really, you run a dojo? How interesting. Where is it?"
Steve: "Uhh, my mom's garage."
Bystanders: "Ooh... man. He just dicked his own cock."
Bill: "Hey, Gary, tell Amy here about that one time you fucked your cousin!"
Amy: (silent vomiting and departure)
Gary: "Why do you always Dick my cock?
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something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha
me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
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eat my fuckin dick bitch
eat my fuckin dick bitch
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If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.
bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.
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Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15
You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15
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Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.
Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick
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1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
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