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Deactivating your unwieldy Facebook account, then returning under an assumed name and choosing just a few select people that are actually worth talking/listening to as your friends.
"I was worried about Bettina when she deactivated her Facebook account, but then I got a friend invite from a 'Count Chocula.' Turns out she was just cherry-picking!"
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It's a sex move where one grasps the males nuts and squeezes it as he ejaculates which makes it shoot 50 feet across the room.
After good sex I gave him a good cherry picking.
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A pickpocket-er who steals a device made by the Apple Inc or steals an iPhone is called an apple pick..
People are now a days apple picking.
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When it's so hot out that you have to pick your shirt with your index finger and thumb just underneath the neck to pull it away from your sweaty chest for relief
Look at steves shirt picks, he's doing so many it's turning into a Vneck
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When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.
Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"
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When the heat is so intense that u find your balls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg
1. I was walking down the street with both hands occupied so I had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin
2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin
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It's often used when you're being spotted on picking boogers from your nose.
NB- (picking in his nose)
RB- did you pick a winner?
NB- very funny...
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