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Where no time exists but Tommy's time. In his mind things that he said will only take 10 mins will take him 2 hours. Never plan on what time he said and add at least 2 hours to every amount of time he says.... Maybe even add a day or 2.
Tommy said he'll be here in like 2 hours, he's finishing the brakes on his car...... 5 hours later.... Where's Tommy? He's on Tommy time.
Breaking something in freak fashion or saying the least appropriate thing in a delicate situation.
I did a Tommy yesterday when I met Sally. I was trying to compliment her on how big she had become during her pregnancy...
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I did a Tommy at work last week. I reached for a glass in the cupboard and it just exploded in my hand!
Tommy YT is a small YouTuber with 90 subscribers as of 14.02.2021 and is on his way to 100 subscribers. His favourite YouTuber is Jack Massey Welsh (known online as JackSucksAtLife).
P1: Do you know who Tommy YT is?
P2: No? Who is he?
P1: He is a small youtuber.
P2: oh, he has 90 subs.
That dude to be dude friends with! And it’s not a joke at all. Make bartending is legit what you should inspire to be. That name has grabbed more ladies, and woke up next to ones I only dreamed about. How? Who knows, he’s the shit and you will know what I mean. Once you watch the girls, watch him, while watching him mix up drinks.
I wish I was as attractive and had the confidence, to talk to women like Bartender Tommy can!
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A female smaller than average in height, but slightly wider and heavier than average.
Tommy Specials usually have a relatively plain face, but substantial cans.
Susceptible to the 'baby monkey' sexual technique
"Look at that chubby girl"
"is she a chode?"
"No, that is definitely a Tommy Special"
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A phrase introduced by up-and-coming rapper and Twitch variety streamer, MND Squid. The phrase is a play on words based on a Thompson Submachine Gun. Having a "Tommy Tucked" refers to having a gun hidden away at all times, often within an article of clothing for concealment purposes.
"Bro don't want no issues with me because I keep the tommy tucked."
"Girl you know I keep that tommy tucked."
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The main character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Normally seen wearing a blue-green hawaiian shirt. After being released from jail after the Vietnam War, he left Liberty City for Vice City.
Guy 1: Yo, hoo iz da mane karecter in Vise Sitee?
Guy 2: Tommy Vercetti, you prick!
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