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Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019


Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 19, 2020


Ton

1000 kgs

A ton of food

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021


Ton

A word normally used in place of no in Southern African communities especially Zimbabwean private schools. It could also be used in place of the word not.

"I am ton going to play tomorrow, I busted my knee last week."

"Are you dating Yami?"
"Ton,"

by ThatOan August 17, 2023


Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018


Ton

An underage user of steroids

Hey you look like ton

by Kerman jones March 14, 2017


Tons

Females genital

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad

by Gas_log February 14, 2021