A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!
Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom
A word normally used in place of no in Southern African communities especially Zimbabwean private schools. It could also be used in place of the word not.
"I am ton going to play tomorrow, I busted my knee last week."
"Are you dating Yami?"
"Ton,"
Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards
This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine