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when a woman feels upon your penis,stroking it quite nicely
c'mon baby,a little touch mctouch for daddy
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An Internet phenomenon consisting of stomach fat photos in which the subject, using both hands, forms an "O" shape connecting thumb-to-thumb, and index-to-index fingers. The subject then proceeds to squash their "gut fat" into an extruded "O" shape of stomach fat using their "O" hands.
Dude, she sent me a "touch the donut" photo! It was an awesomely nasty happy trail mixed with belly pudge!
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when you're wanting to catch the attention of someone you're attracted to as you're passing by them , or are in conversation with them you place your hand on them ( lower back, hands, chest, etc.) and you have it linger a little longer then then you would in a normal situation...also known as performing the "T and L"
"When walking through a crowd you perform a touch and linger on person you're attracted to and slowly and gently move them out of the way, hoping to catch their attention"
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When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.
This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.
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Adrians touch is very much like the Midas Touch, but unlike the Midas Touch, everything that Adrian touched turned into Shit.
Oh look our project got struck by Adrians touch, looks like well need to file for bankruptcy.
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When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.
"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"
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1. The seemingly main goal of short, unathletic white dudes when they play basketball. For some reason, they believe the ability to touch the rim will somehow turn them into better players and/or add some credibility to their weak ass game.
2. The sure signal, when having sex, that the woman’s anus is about to get penetrated by finger, penis or foreign object.
3. Something you never want to happen to any of your sexual organs whilst taking a dump in a public restroom.
1. i) Kid: “Coach, I know I blew that layup and cost us the game but I totally touched the rim when I missed. I swear to God, I felt the iron on my fingertip.”
Coach: “Get the fuck out of my sight you useless piece of turd”
ii) Frankie Muniz on Punk’d (thinking he’d just seriously been offered a role in a basketball movie): “Dude, I’d be great in a basketball movie, I can almost touch the rim dude. Seriously dude, ask my agent, I’m like totally close to touching the rim dude. I’ve been practising touching the rim. I rule dude.”
2. i) “Although we were just doing it doggy-style, as soon as Shirley felt my spit-covered finger touch the rim, she knew she’d soon be getting my cock rammed up her sweaty ass.”
ii) "Turning round to see the large metal wrench in my hand about to touch her rim, Tammy was alerted to the fact that being kidnapped and tied up was not the worst thing to happen to her this evening."
3. Patient: “When I sat down to take a shit in that bus station toilet, the tip of my dick touched the rim and now it’s turned green and burns like hell when I take a piss.”
Doctor: “Hmm, are you sure you haven’t just been screwing African bitches?”
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