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Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"
The phrase "Kinning The Trucks" is another phrasing for sex, often used in areas where the actual word may not be appropriate.
It comes from the song "Two Trucks" by Lemon Demon which is about two trucks having sex.
Guy 1: I met this person last night and we went back to my place. Ended up kinning the trucks.
Guy 2: Nice!
A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox
OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.
a slang term for the short yellow bus
Person: Hey look at all the vegetables hopping on the produce truck.
Person 2: That's a bus Gerald, and those are children.
This is a sex position where the male is seen swinging from the ceiling and the other person is laying flat. The male then gets enough speed to go through the roof and come down on the other person at drastic speeds. The person is then paralyzed and the male has had his orgasm on impact. This move resembles a truck being launched and landing on the concrete, hence the name. Also known as the J-Mac Special.
Auggie Ames - "J-Mac please do it"
J-Mac- "Are you sure? No one has ever survived the truck on concrete."
Auggie Ames - " Yes do it, I want to cum more than I have ever came".
RIP Auggie Ames
What happens when a British dick gets hard and it doesn't stop for anything
He got a nob truck and it hit me in the face.