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the tube in which you hear things.
(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.
A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.
A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.
A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
An absolute stupid and moronic person.
For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.
Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”
When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.
—adjective
1) taught to oneself or by oneself to be (as indicated) with the aid of YouTube or other online videos
2) learned through hands-on experience guided by YouTube or other online video resources
Origin: 2015
1) Tube-taught Bariasta; a Tube-taught small appliance repairman
2)a Tube-taught mastery of the art of Minecraft
The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes
Dude, let's tube touch.