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Noun; One who wears many beanies and skinny jeans in an attempt to get his v. Doesn't actually have tumblr. Want's to be a scene kid.
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The over-saturation, simplification, or over-portrayalin an often positive light of characters belonging to LGBTQ community within media such as movies or video games, often haphazardly inserted into a plot to pander to users of sites such as Tumblr.
"I really enjoyed Undertale, but the relationship between Alphys and Undyne seemed to be kind of shoehorned in...Do you think it was Tumblr bait?"
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Tumblr Famous is a term used on Tumblr, for people who surpass 1k+ of followers. Quite a few of them are younger than all of tumblr, and or unattractive but will receive notes on their selfies because duh, they have more followers than you.
tumblr famous people use different techniques to gain followers. they tell you how you will gain a large amount of followers, when you only gain 20 or less.
- follow this moron and like/reblog for a shoutout. first to #
- follow this bitch and like/reblog. one lucky winner will be randomly chosen
- follow a shit load of these famous blogs who are in a network, reblog the shit out of this post, likes will not count because were assholes, and YOU WILL ALL GET PROMOTED or # OF YOU WILL BE CHOSEN RANDOMLY.
- *posts picture of tumblr user name on urban dictionary*
"user ____ is an amazing person, has # of followers and blah blah crap blah blah"
other users will comment saying more shit or agreeing, while the tumblr user mentioned will comment saying "omg my followers are so nice!" "IM CRYING" "YOURE ALL SO SWEET" etc
Tumblr was a blog site for people to be able to post whatever the fuck they wanted and not be criticized or sent hate. But now, its become some piece of shit site like twitter, where people ONLY CARE ABOUT HOW MANY FUCKING FOLLOWERS THEY HAVE.
If you have less than 100 or whatever followers, be happy. Because you fucking earned them all by having an awesome blog. You are a true blogger. Four for you tumblr user, you go.
Tumblr Famous user: hey you know that chick just posted on tumblr the truth about how we gain more followers than the ones who reblogged that post?
other ft: oh man shes letting everyone know the truth! we need to stop her!
*networks/famous tumblrs work together to report and somehow manage to get this blog/account terminated.
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The exact same thing as a Basic Bitch but Tumblr.
Best characterised by:
Listening to - Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, Panic! at the disco, Cavetown, Billie Eilish, Jack Stauber, Joji, Gorillaz, half•alive, Hamilton
(Usually only listen to one or two of their most popular songs, e.g Jack Staubers "Buttercup")
Watching - Stranger Things, Steven Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Animation memes, Tik Tok memes, Hamilton animatics, Attack on Titan (or any anime, honestly)
Identify as some weird ass gender nobody's ever heard of, same thing with Sexuality.
Self Diagnose, usually depression.
Stay up late/ wake up late.
Use a Sailor moon profile picture.
Super short (dyed) hair.
3 piercings on each ear (or possibly gages), tattoos or odd body piercings, nose piercing of some kind (usually septum piercing).
Say "suck my dick" alot, "daddy", "i want to kill myself", "i identify as an attack helicopter" and other memes, sarcastic things, edgy shit or inside jokes.
Wear round glasses, sweaters, shirts that say shit like "im fine" on them, high waisted shorts, fishnet tights, Converse or combat boots.
Usually like art that is:
Black and white, Aesthetic, Edgy, Fake Happy, Furry, LGBTQ+, Skulls and roses, Guns, blurry background w/ white quote over it.
Say they're different, when in fact they just belong in the Tumblr Bitch group, which is just as big as the Basic Bitch group.
A: Jesus christ I had to sit next to Skyler in class today
B: The Tumblr Bitch?
A: Yes, the Tumblr Bitch, all they kept blabbing on about was how their brother said there's definitely not 72 genders, and how they hope he dies
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easily offended. usually, a mid 20's dumbfuck who thinks their opinion matters cause they like to comment things in all caps. Hair is usually dyed for more attention.
Whoa did you see what Britteny just commented on Emma's post? Such a tumblr-er.
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Tumblr vision (noun):
1) To dedicatedly refuse to properly assess or analyse situations, assertions or opinions from anything other than one's own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.
2) The impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one's opinions. Symptoms are more severe in juveniles.
Person 1: That chick lost her shit at me man, all I did was hold a door open for her and say good morning.
Person 2: What the fuck is her problem?
Person 1: Apparently I'm being oppressive.
Person 2: You're a fucking doorman at a hotel.
Person 1: She's probably got tumblr vision.
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A non-binary gender identity used to describe a highly specific experience, usually coined by eggs. People who identify with these genders are harshly bullied by both cishets and queerfolk and often are labeled as attention whores , despite just wanting to express themselves.
as time passes, people who identify with these genders usually choose to identify with a more established gender identity that also describes them. This does not mean they were making up their experience for oppression point or some other fake reactionary-currency, they just found a gender that also describes their experience (in broader, less specific language) that's easier for cishets to understand
Lilly-luna: Did you hear? Desert just came out as aquagender!
Brayden: I'm glad xe trust us enough to be honest about xyr personal experiences, I just hope the frogs don't attack xim for having a tumblr gender...
Lily-luna: They won't. I'll defend that hatchling with my life.
Brayden: Xe's lucky to have such a good big sis <3
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