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Twat-Wagon

An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.

John- Dude, what a queer.

Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!

Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!

by Dr Cats PhD June 26, 2011


Twat swatch

A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.

I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.

by CupcakePower January 29, 2019


Soppy twat

A person that is happy, excited or gay. They are filled with delight to see something or to talk to someone.

W2S called his fans soppy twats because they were excited to connect with him

by W2S’s bitch April 14, 2022


Twat Blot

A tattoo over the genitals (generally taken as female genitalia). The reverse of the tramp stamp.

"Wow a twat blot, how risque. I'm sure that won't looked stretched out and horrific after pregnancy."

"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."

by Whodafuckizyoo February 15, 2012


Twat tart

Adrian
Also called a dickbag

He’s such a twat tart, reminds me of Adrian

by Skeebs March 12, 2019


twat terriorist

1. A person who is being a complete douche bag and you just want to shove a pancake down their throat.

2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.

1.That girl just kicked me in the head, what a twat terriorist!

2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!

by Spook&Roo June 22, 2010


Bag of Twat

Someone with a lack of friends because of their burning passion to overachieve and be extra in school as well as other environments. Typically are not as intelligent in reality. Usually associated with someone with a really big ego.

Oh my god, this kid is being so extra! This kid is seriously a bag of twat. Of course he has no friends!

by an_angry_person December 17, 2016