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An ugly girl you picked up and had sex with but has to leave before the sun comes up.
I had to sneak Vickie out before the sun came up.
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An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.
Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!
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Another one of those spoof movies made by the same guys who made Meet the Spartans , Disaster Movie and etc but this time attacking The Twilight series . If you've seen Meet the Spartans and/or Disaster Movie, You know this movie is going to be shit. No I hate Twilight so I am not defending it.
Friend 1: Hey man want to see a movie?
Friend 2: Sure, what is it?
Friend 1: Vampires suck, it's made by the same guys who made Disaster movie and Meet the Spartans. It's going to be funny!
Friend 2: I hate you GTFO of my sight.
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1). Someone who is addicted to giving or having emotional pain.
2). Someone who becomes happy from another persons pain.
3). Malice
He is an emotional-vampire, always mentally beating people down.
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When a girl is on her period, she is trolling for vampires.
Synonym: Riding the cotton donkey.
"You going downtown?"
"Not while my bitch-woman is trolling for vampires."
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A vampire that specializing in sucking cock instead of blood.
"I'm gonna head to Los Angeles. See you later." - Guy 1
"Make sure you bring some butt plugs. L.A. is Transylvania for head vampires." - Guy 2
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–noun
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
Chris: Dude, I don't know what happened, but my favorite pair of pants has a huge rip in the ass!
Adam: Pants vampire.
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