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1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.
2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.
2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
When someone wakes up with a stiffy and decides to make pancakes while at the same time wanking and as a result some of the ejaculation gets into the pancake batter but not enough to stop said person from continuing to make said pancake. The resulting breakfast food is a Wank-ake!
Roommate A:Hey man, I made breakfast you want some?
Roommate B:Sure, what'd you make?
Roommate A:Wank-akes!
Roommate B:Wait, WHAT?!?
Roommate A:I said Pancakes, man seriously, you want some or not?
You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.
"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"
when you have had a bad day, its the place where you go to curl up, wank and cry
"mate, my girlfriend dumped me, didn't leave my wank hovel for 2 weeks"
The level of jizz in the male sexual organs, for example if you haven't had a wank for a week you have a healthy wank balance, if you wank 8 times a day then your overdrawn
I need to refuel the tank - my wank balance is running low after this mornings work out
Having a screamer is where you scream very highly upon climax. Often found to be nicer in echoey tunnels and/or cave systems. Can be referred to as a screamer/scream jerkin'
'I only have scream wanks.' - Ross Hornby
'Are you having a scream wank?' - Alex Smith
When the act of maturbation is disturbed causing loss of momentum or ejaculation in your pants because some inconsiderate person has turned up uninvited
I downloaded some wicked porn last night and was knocking one out then my mum walked through the door 2 hours early as I was just about to shoot my load, what a wasted wank