I want you in me

euphanism for wanting sex, kinda lewd, straight forward and to the point

I wanted sex one night, so I texted him saying "I want you in me."

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I just want to be friends

A phrase that your boyfriend or girlfriend will say {normally the girlfriend says it} which means "I don't want to date you, so I think that it's best that we are just friends, instead of saying "I'm dumping you". Often said because the they don"t want to hurt your feelings but. This phrase is very commonly used as a way out of a relationship.

Carol: Listen Jack this isn't really working out. Jack: Was it something I said? Carol: No not at all but i still like you so, I just want to be friends, okay? Jack: Okay I guess. *weep*

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i want to stuff you

A different saying for I want to fuck you

Boy: hey babe I want to stuff you for thanksgiving

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Need For Speed Most Wanted

The most realistic cop chase game in the world. And not a bad tuner game.

Mother: "Honey can you come down for dinner?"
Child: "No mother, i'm too busy getting chased by cops in need for speed most wanted."

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cry all you want

You can't unfuck your mother 😎

person 1: I did ya mom.

person 2: NOOOOOOO ;-;

person 1: Cry all you want, You can't unfuck your mother.

He wants me fr

That’s it. He wants you for real

Stop being delusional

Girl he wants me fr

I want to play a game

A reference to a line in the movie Saw attributed to the serial killer Jigsaw. He would often greet his victims via a sound recording. He would then force them into situation where they would fight for their life, leaving heavily maimed mentally and physically, or choose a painful death instead.

John (Jigsaw): Hello Mark, Paul, Amanda, Zepp, Adam, Dr.Gordon.
John (Jigsaw): I want to play a game.
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John (Jigsaw): Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.

John (Jigsaw): But not you.

John (Jigsaw): Not anymore.
John (Jigsaw): Game over!

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