where the monkey put the whistle

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...

As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......

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Don't dig where there's no oil

if a girls not putting out don't bothe.

'Ah mate i really like that girl but she just wont talk to me'. ' mate.. don't dig where there's no oil'.

shitting where we eat

A common phrase that has been expanded to refer to humankind who continues to destroy the earth, thereby figuratively shitting on where we eat and live.

We need to awaken ourselves to the individual consequences of our daily actions and stop ourselves from making the easy choices; let’s stop shitting where we eat!

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Where the bear shit in the buckwheat

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

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Where the fuck is Mario Judah

The big dog Big bear can be anywhere

Guy 1: Where the fuck is Mario Judah Guy:2 I don’t know the big dog big bear can be anywhere

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where the fuck am i?

A question commonly used after a heavy intake of alcoholic beverages.

Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?

Past tense:

Bro where the fuck were we?

Future tense:

Bro where the fuck are we going to be?

Present tense:

Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication

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fuck 'em where they fart

Self-explanatory. Indicates that someone else's opinion doesn't really matter to you.

They don't like it? Fuck 'em where they fart!

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