brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

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Brown Cap

To Brown Cap is to accidentally poop while attempting to break wind. The term generally refers to a sold turd as opposed to wet shit (see loose poopies, i.e. shart), that results from an over exerted attempt to fart. It can also reference an 'almost' turd beginning to be released while pushing a difficult fart, that's allowed to slip back into the anus.

Damn, I was digesting that t-bone an hour after dinner on the way to the Mozart festival. I lifted my left cheek, figuring my date wouldn't notice a crisp one, considering the road noise. To my surprise, I started to brown cap and almost lost control of the car. Once there, I double checked my boxers for tell-tale skid marks.

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bob brown

1.the leader of the greens party australia, a worthless do-gooder piece of shit planet loving goat fucking hypocritical alarmist fuckwit.

2. someone who supports the above

1. person 1: who is bob brown? person 2: the leader of the greens party australia, a worthless do-gooder piece of shit planet loving goat fucking hypocritical alarmist fuckwit.

2. a latte sipping, prius driving, do-gooder/politically correct greenie.

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Brown Sub

Brown Sub (Brownsville) is a notoriously dangerous area of Miami-Dade County, FL. This neighborhood was prominently featured in George Gittoes 2006 Documentary "Rampage."

When you visit Miami, steer clear of these areas: Brown Sub, Liberty City, Overtown, Little Haiti, Opa Locka, etc...

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brown kiss

to fart and then dedicate it to somebody.

Pete farts, then says "That was a brown kiss for you."

Ramon answers: "Thank you!"

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Pinky Browns

The perfect set of female nipples hallmarked by the perfect pigmentation of pink and brown.

Carla jumped in the pool at the party but her top came off. Roger spotted her bouncy boobs floating in the water and was impressed by her delightful Pinky Browns.

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brown bandit

A person who enjoys anal sex. Usually for hours on end.

1: "Man, Diana is such a brown bandit!"

2: "Ya man, she loves it up the ass"

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