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A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.
“The fuck is on you’re face?!”
“It’s a bushy squirrel”
A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.
I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.
When a girl puts the whole male sack in her mouth and moves each nut to one side of her mouth.
Damn that girl gave me the best squirrel Cheekin’ Of my life last night
The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.
Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.
A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.
"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."
When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.
I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.
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More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.
(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.