You can bang me later

Instead of saying "You can thank me later" after doing something nice for somebody, respond by saying, "You can bang me later." Hopefully you get BANGED!

"Hey, you dropped this pen."

"Oh."

"No worries."

"Really?"

"You can bang me later"

"Okay!"

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you don't know me bitch

When a bitch don't know you.

You see this new bitch Keisha at the club and she all on your nigga and you approach her like "get yo hands of my mans hoe, I ain't afraid to cut a bitch" then Keisha replies " I ain't want yo dirt ass nigga anyway trick and yo bitch ass ain't gon do shit" in which you reply " you don't know me bitch".

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you won't fight me though

Term that can be used when one in opposition threatens to do something other (and lesser) than fight you.

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes what seems to be an empty threat.

Is to be said quickly and with furrowed brow.

See also: you won't though.

"Take the last cupcake and see what happens."
"You won't fight me though."

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Would You Settle For Me Sausage?

A phrase used by Kano from Mortal Kombat 11 during opening sequences (Specifically with Skarlet and Sindel )before the fight starts

Kano: Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?

Skarlet: I rather have your blood, Kano.

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?

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I WANT YOU TO WANT ME

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You can beat me bobby ;]

when boob riss bob ross beats his paint brush on a board.

You can beat me bobby ;

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You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)

A re-recorded version of Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me".
This version can be found on Fearless (Taylor's Version).

I personally prefer You Belong With Me to You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version); however, I only listen to the (Taylor's Version) because I know it benefits Taylor after her music was stolen by Big Machine Records.

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