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When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.
“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”
Shush your face is the saying of the famous Kayla garaway. It means when a student or someone is speaking and you want them to be quite you say it.
“Julia! Shush your face!”
-Ms. Garaway
a curry so spicy people think there face is melting while they are eating it.
went to an indian restaurant last night to have a mild curry and it turned out to be a burn your face off curry had a beer and 2 litres of milk to cool me down.
get fucked and smoke weed
lets chew your face off tonight boys
The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?
When someone so cute you just gotta give ‘em a little lick. Pure adorable.
I just want to lick your face.