In Your Cone

Being in your cone is not only a physical scenario but also a mental situation. you could be extremely drunk, struggling with something, in a lot of trouble/debt or even straight up not having a good time. being in your cone is being in your poes, but politer.

Bro 1: dude i think you drank too much
bro 2: yeah i’m in my cone

guy 1: my family found out i smoke
close friend to guy 1: you’re in your cone!

your rnom

An alternate spelling of "your mom", commonly used on large online communities that prohibit the use of the phrase "your mom" in bio's, messages, motto's, etc. The phrase originated due to the fact that in many fonts, when the lowercase letters "r" and "n" are placed consecutively, they make what looks like a lowercase "m".

(Guys bio on XboxLive)- Location: Your rnom's pants.

Your Kampf

The sequel to Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.

Guy: I'm gonna go read your kampf.
Other Guy: Aww, I'm only on the first book :(

It's your chicken

The decision is yours to make.

" You may want to assign the project to either this person or that person, but......"It's your chicken."

That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”

Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral

your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

Your mom

A generic response commonly used by 12 year olds when they can't respond to something or a response to a question. they usually think they're funny for doing this

Interviewer: So what was it like being trapped underground for 3 weeks?
Kid: it was like DOING YOUR MOM