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when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.
what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.
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very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)
also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:
chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)
very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)
also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:
chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)
literally kick tall people day again on May 4th because one anti-tall day wasn't enough 😂😍🔪
me looking for the straights on kick tall people day pt 2: 😐🤨🔎🕵️
This Sega saga is one, if not the most anime game out there.
This is that jrpg disguised as a hack n slash/shooter (sometimes), It's like if you took a final fantasy online game, made it more simple and free, and on top of that, letting people set free their wildest anime fantasy. If it wasn't for the fact that this "fantasy" was not another way to just say "i wanna draw porn but I don't know how to draw so I load this game to make the most sexy and fuckable character ever, to show everybody my degeneracy" it would'nt be alive till this day.
This is also the game that has one of the simplest, yet monkey driven economy, with the most USELESS stuff being the most expensive... like emotes.
There are also not enough things to make this game worthwhile playing for two months. Although most of the players see it as a game to get freaking powerful and be the best player in the world having the best alliance in the world like this was something outta One Piece.
This game is also carried by the inmense amount of furries and role players, tryhards and kingpin wannabees. The game is also mostly rng, but not for those who pay to win.
In some regard the game is just a clusterfuck with almost nothing to do other than pretend you're "grinding" like in a Koei Tecmo game, when really is just everyone doing everything for you while increasing your chances of convulsing.
Guy a: Dude what the hell is that you're playing?
Guy b: Oh, I'm playing Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis
Guy a: All I see is an anime girl with big boobs and a big ass
Guy b: Yeah, that's the character I've created
Guy a: You really have to stop that porn addiction you have, man.
Guy b: I DON'T HAVE A PORN ADDICTION!!!!!!
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National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo is a national holiday that takes places on May 21st. This holiday came about after people got bored and too horny from only have one National Horny Day. Currently, governments from across the world are discussing if there should be a National Horny Day every month.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.
Person 1: Oh boy, I can't wait for National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!
*In the Library before school*
Billy"Stavros stop calling Stefan a jew."
Stavros"Well he is."
Stefan"I know i am, its not news."
Steven"Can someone give me homework."
Stefan"Stevan ur so gay."
Steven"Shutup jew."
Stefan"Stop calling me that."
Stavros "Well you are."
Billy"Holy crap, Stavros, look behind you."
Stavros"Holy shit Mancia whered you come from."
Mancia"Yo man i been here fer like 47 seconds exactly."
Billy"Stavros lets go to the computer lab."
Stavros"Ok."
Billy"Mancia, dont follow us."
*5 minutes later in the Computer lab*
Billy"Stavros do you have Miller?"
Stavros"No"
Billy"Jesus christ Mancia, why'd did you follow us, is that how you found your way into America?"
Set Douchebags 2:Rise of Mancia
stefan, steven, billy are all douchbags while stavros is the best of the best bitches!!!
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