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The bomb defuse is where you take muscle relaxers and laxatives and when you really got to shit you jack off and try to cum before you explode shit all over your bed
Hey man I failed the bomb defuse last night my gf came in and messed up my focus causing me to shit all over her
When you pack your ashes inside of a package that explodes when opened therefore, creating a huge mess to the receiver
I hate when someone glitter-bombs my house creating a giant mess.
When you tie your significant other up to the bed. Then you put primer on their face, the proceed to ride them. When you getting ready to cum pour glitter in you hand and then blow it in their face while your cumming.
Ayo Jungkookie why did jimin have glitter all over his face this morning
Ah Tae Hyung when I was riding him I hit him with a Glitter Bomb
When you tie your significant other up to the bed. Then you put primer on their face, the proceed to ride them. When you getting ready to cum pour glitter in you hand and then blow it in their face while your cumming.
Ayo Jungkookie why did jimin have glitter all over his face this morning
Ah Tae Hyung when I was riding him I hit him with a Glitter Bomb
A slang term for testicles, from the same vocabulary as "Stud Missile".
First I hit him/her with a stud missile, then follow up with the macho bombs.
You bang a chick on her period and finish in her throat.
Hey bro, I gave her the "Irish cherry bomb" last night. I didn't know she was bleeding until we started banging and she wanted to swallow it all.
a friendlier way to say the bombing of chongqing in ww2
person 1: i am real concerned about the chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)
person 2: bro stop
person 1: arlyn
person 3: i think they are going after the whitehouse next