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James likes to rizz up other girls but always fails to pull one. Even though his grades are really good, he’s a major dick to everyone. Mostly, James is a extrovertic guy with populatity and men because of his unfunny humor. He also shares his feet fetish pictures on discord. He always appears with a devilish smirk on his face when he walks into the campus. He’s mostly goofy but manages to make people laugh. Idk why..
1: “Hey! Who is that guy and why does he act like a dick?”
2: “Thats James.”
1: “Oh.”
A fucking cunt who likes to rape and hump people he is often never loved
friend 1:God here comes james
friend 2:*begins to hump people*
A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.
"James is such a sweet guy"
"Oh my god I think James just shit his pants"
"I heard James is huuuge"
Not every James is like this, but a James can most definitely be a man who will never approach and never try to hurt anybody. He will resign himself to his corner and wish for things that may make him happy. He will never approach though because the anxiety and trauma in his life has stopped him from doing anything.
Damn, that kid is all alone, just like James would be.
Vote for James Because if you don't vote for James then you are a fucking idiot furry. Vote for James. What are you waiting for? Vote for him NOW!!
If you vote for James, then no more furies will ever exist on the planet.