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When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.
While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.
When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter
Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…
When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes
Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?
When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"
"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"
At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.
OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.
When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.
I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.
Its when you go ass to mouth
Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.