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guy 1: "Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me"
guy 2: wow i never knew thats what simp meant
guy 1: yes.
Simp is a guy, sometimes a girl , who overly obsesses over someone they are romantically attracted to. Yeah it’s weird bruh. :/
Dude: *gives like, a thousand dollars to a girl* here
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(
Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.
a male who overly praises, comliments, and is submissive to females ONLY for the sake of getting some puss.
otherwise known as a NiceGuy
"ryan is such a simp, he doesn't even respect the girls, just says they're cool to get laid"
A male who despite the current situation will abandon the boys just to please a girl in hopes of some sweet, sweet coochie.
The boys:*on a win streak*
Boy 1:Sorry boys gotta go the female is calling me
Boy 1:*leaves*
The rest of the boys:Simp
Someone who is too nice to a girl treats her more than her worth and most likely to get played and hurt out of the boys.
Jim: “Bro you can’t simp! It’ll just cause you pain and suffering if she breaths she’s a thot!”
Carter: “nah bro all women are queens”
Jim: “bro This is why you’re a simp, you’re just gonna get hurt like the rest of the boys”
Carter: “no she’s different”
Jim: “thats what we all said, you need to save yourself carter, don’t simp.”