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When a woman inserts the roach of a lit joint into the hole of a man's penis, and proceeds to wrap her mouth around the lit end of the roach and then blows, sending smoke into the penis. Similar to a classic mouth-to-mouth shotgun, but into your dick. Get's you high as balls, in your balls.
Also known as a Dutch Down-Under Hit.
Bill: "Hey man, how was your trip to Oktoberfest?"
Mike: "Incredible man... got my first German Roach Job."
Bill: "German Roach Job? No Shit?!"
Mike: "Ya man I was even more stoned than the time we made those brownies... it was epic!"
Bill: "Jealous, all i ever get is lame old blowjobs...."
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When you bust a creamy nut on a girls taint after sex
Yeah buddy I pulled out so late I busted An "Ice cream taint job".
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A blow job given immediately after anal sex
After I fucked my girlfriend in the ass, she gave me a butt hole blow job.
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A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.
Slurpees can't melt tooth enamel. 7/11 was a Part Time Job.
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Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.
Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job
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A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.
That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.
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After an onslaught of goals by the Chicago Blackhawks, the opposing team is forced to pull its goaltender from the game. Especially applies to playoff games.
After Michael Leighton gave up his third goal of the first period, fans at the United Center got to witness the Ole Chicago Yank Job when Flyers' Coach Peter Laviolette pulled him from the game.
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