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When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.
John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.
Al: no, how was it
John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.
Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you
Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.
When your new roommate offers to show you their dick on the first day
Dude, my roomie just pulled a magi moment...
It's a moment where you reach gons brain level of retardedness and say some dumb shit
Blxcknxss: "Yo bro did you know that 2+2 = 22
Zelk: "Bro what???? You stupid it's 4 not 22"
Blxcknxss: "Mb I had a gon moment there"
During a time when someone does something very dumb or messing something up over a very simple activity or a question
How did you mess this up! It was a simple activity of putting water into the house, how did you light the house on fire! Your having a Ban Moment!
A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.
Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....
(Duh - gee - moe - ment)
1, Kicking ass at Bloons TD6
2, Saying something horribly racist and/or homophobic
3, Committing Arson
4, Charles Manson
Son, you are dishonorably discharged for having too many Dougie Moments
Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"