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john overall

John overall is a smart loyal person and kind but if you get on his mean side he will stay calm and not hurt you because he is harmless

John overall is a smart loyal nerd 🤓

by Dalayia November 22, 2021


Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.

Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.

by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025


The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 10, 2017


John Snowball

John Snowball is a very sexy person. He is a bi-sexual queen and he has a very sexy voice. John has got bright blue hair which makes him stand out in the crowd and all of the attention goes to him. Without John Snowball, we would all be lost! Mr Snowball is also very famous and young adolescents admire him for who he is.

Person A: ‘did you watch John Snowball’s live last night?’
Person B: ‘yes! He is just amazing!’

by Nigha Vill May 9, 2022


Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

by Sillyboy69 October 16, 2022


Porta John

The fattest and most stinky mother fucker you have ever met.

Damn Porta John, get your fat ass in the shower you smell like dog ass.

by Sillyboy69 October 16, 2022


John Dropskids

Current "name change", and part of their commitment, to transparency, and the terminology used at formerly known John Hopkins All Children's Hospital, who recently, lost a civil case, partially for dropping dropping lots of kids. A jury awarded $262 million dollars in damages, against above hospital. Maya Kowalski, 10 at the time, claimed she was falsely imprisoned and battered by the Medical Team at said hospital. The jury ruled against the hospital in 7/7 of the individual counts; which included dropping. They dropped names, they dropped children, and if the hospital had parents, they would be so disappointed in their behavior.

When is your predicted discharge date from JOHN DROPSKIDS?

by JAMMAL XY December 4, 2023