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National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo is a national holiday that takes places on May 21st. This holiday came about after people got bored and too horny from only have one National Horny Day. Currently, governments from across the world are discussing if there should be a National Horny Day every month.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.
Person 1: Oh boy, I can't wait for National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!
*In the Library before school*
Billy"Stavros stop calling Stefan a jew."
Stavros"Well he is."
Stefan"I know i am, its not news."
Steven"Can someone give me homework."
Stefan"Stevan ur so gay."
Steven"Shutup jew."
Stefan"Stop calling me that."
Stavros "Well you are."
Billy"Holy crap, Stavros, look behind you."
Stavros"Holy shit Mancia whered you come from."
Mancia"Yo man i been here fer like 47 seconds exactly."
Billy"Stavros lets go to the computer lab."
Stavros"Ok."
Billy"Mancia, dont follow us."
*5 minutes later in the Computer lab*
Billy"Stavros do you have Miller?"
Stavros"No"
Billy"Jesus christ Mancia, why'd did you follow us, is that how you found your way into America?"
Set Douchebags 2:Rise of Mancia
stefan, steven, billy are all douchbags while stavros is the best of the best bitches!!!
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An ultimate beer-bong machine, capable of flushing out a full can of beer in mere seconds. Ergonomically designed to eliminate all foam, and the sixth version includes a built-in plug created from the finest Japanese chopsticks. Constructed with the most expensive PCP pipes of medieval England, combined with Cosco's most luxurious Propel and Vitamin Water bottles. The only competitor its rival, and brother, The Leviathan.
Fun Fact: The original Black Label was built way back in the summer of '08 using cardboard poster paper, wrapped in saran wrap. Over 25 adjustments have been made, including foam-reducers, beer filters, caps, funnels, plugs, aesthetics, grip, mouthpiece, and painting.
*The Leviathan can only be seen at night, much like the pokemon Hoot-Hoot.
KW: let's chug beers
BL: let's make a beer bong. i'll make the black label 2 v.6 and race it against your leviathan
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Head.
Man that was some good SS2D last night.
All I heard last night was some woman shouting "Sucky Sucky, 2 Dollar! (SS2D)"
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When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4
I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!
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Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.
We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!
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Some say hug a furry month is after beat a furry month so you make them feel better
Well if you had to participate in such a thing.
Here is the month for you
Hey
What
Its "Beat A Furry Month 2: Electric Boogaloo
What`s that
I had to participate in "Hug A Furry Month" because I did "Beat A Furry Momth" so now I get to do this
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