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J-Capp Back On The Track

if somebody says this, your about to get slapped physically, or its before someone named J-Capp starts to rap

"J-Capp Back On The Track!!!" *slaps*
or
J-Capp back on the track, yh. *raps*

have a monkey on one's back

to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol

Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.

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Have a shit and fall back in it

An answer you give when someone asks you what you might do today.

"What are you up to today, TK?"

"I might have a shit and fall back in it."

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fight the go-back urge

The moment of anguish you face at a fast-food restaurant when you want to go back and get more food, yet realize that if you do, you will regret it in about an hour.

"Man, I really could go for another double-stack. I'm trying to fight the go-back urge."

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throw your back out

When a guy gives it to a girl so hard her back hurts.

Man that girl over there is so fine. I whispered in her ear and told her im going to throw your back out tonight.

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it all circles back to whack

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.

S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.

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