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God himself the hottest nicest sexyest man of all time. A total fucking machine. A single ex husband.
Person 1: You know Daddy Mingus?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked me so hard last night
Person 1: No fair that’s my only dream
Her. Ferda.
Yo, Daddie Mouglass finna get loose tonight.
Daddie is ferda
daddy broke is such an amazing friend and does not deserve kody canavan bc she deserves better and is so fit and sexy
“WOAH HAVE YOU SEEN DADDY BROKE?”
“MAN SHE IS SO FIT!”
“I KNOW I WISH SHE LOVES ME LIKE SHE DOES THAT UGLY WEIRD KODY CARAVAN DUDE UGH!”
Girls who will do anything for male approval and attention that their parents didn't give them.
"That bitch is totally making thirst traps, probably has daddy doesn't love me syndrome.
Your bachelor pad dad suddenly and randomly buys you lots of gifts as an apology for treating you badly.
My Dad took me shopping today, got some new shoes, love daddy’s guilt money.
Not a mother fucker but a Daddy Sucker.
Get away from me you daddy sucker.
A forced sugar daddy is someone who you don’t want to buy you something expensive, but does anyways.
Y/N: don’t buy me Baldur's Gate 3, I don’t want you spending your money on me.
Someone: Please let me do this one thing for you.
Y/N: I’m probably getting the damn game from them.
Someone else replying to Y/N: Forced sugar daddy.