Random
Source Code
Random
it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets
i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart
57👍 3👎
When u fart while a terd is up to bat and little chunks come outta it like shrapnel.
Dude I had to take a shit while I farted and poopy fart chunks blasted into my boxers!
32👍 1👎
a phenomenon that occurs when two or more "bros" expel gases from the rectum in a harmonized manner creating a symphony of flatulations.
My bro-stack, Will, farted an octave lower than my fart. Together our farts sounded like Oak Ridge Boys classical song Elvira. That was totally an orchestrated bro-fart.
A deadly noxious concoction of gases escaping the asshole & knocking down unconscious, any living being within a 100 metre radius
Johnson was surrounded by the Talibans but just in the nick of time he managed to pump out a powerful high-octane fart & managed to hold his ground without firing a single round. He was awarded the purple fart 💜💨
when diarrhea starts oozing out of your butt and you totally rip ass and it sprays every where. Basically a Shart times 10.
Satan walked into my room and had a poopy butt fart all over the walls and ceiling.
120👍 10👎
A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.
Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.
Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.
41👍 2👎
I person who shows disregard to other people.
A person who cuts in and almost runs you off the road is a "Jerk Fart".
4👍 21👎