Friend one: yo you kiss ur gf today?
Friend two: no why?
Friend one: it’s national kiss ur gf day October 4th
National post your boyfriend on every app day, the day right after National Boyfriends day!
Boyfriend ~ why did you post me on every app
Girlfriend ~ because it's national post your boyfriend day, October 4th
October 4th national send your man a picture of your asshole day
“Hey it’s October 4th let me send my man a picture of my asshole”
hey it’s October 4th and I’m named Alina so give me ur damn money
national bring a single 3rd wheel friend on your date day
Hey do you wanna go with us on October 4th? what’s on October 4th? It’s national 3rd wheel day! YES I WOULD LIVE TOO!
National jeffry appreciation day
A day where any girl or boy named jeffry must be appreciated
Mark:hey jeffry man im so glad your my friend
Jeffry:thats a bit random
Mark: its October 4th
Jeffry:ohhhh
October 4th is National dick suck day is the day she shows how much she really appreciates you Tom:no national suck dick day