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It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.
I'm in the middle of a Poop Prank. Hold on. I'll tell you how it goes.
A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.
I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.
when you or a buddys shit comes out the rear end in a particularly vigorous manner
joe: i just had a poop jiggle out my arse!
A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place
Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again
When a person popped-in unannounced and was not welcome.
An unscheduled visitor that is unwanted or comes at an inopportune time will have pooped-in.
I was meeting with client A and client B pooped-in and then complained about waiting 15 minutes in the lobby.
Telling someone to stop bullshitting you
-Yeah, I just got into Harvard
-Man, Stop pooping in my spaghetti
In reference to an individual by the name of Michael Sullivan from Picton, Ontario Canada, who had been messaging women on Facebook Marketplace ads about wanting them to sell him their poop
Scooping up dog poop from your backyard would be a job for the Picton Poop Eater