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The act of sticking your finger up someone's butt
When a pearl fish get scared they swim up into a sea cucumber so your finger is the pearl fish and the cucumber is the butt hole
Works best when walking upstairs
I was walking up the stairs and Brooke pearl fished my butt hole
The fish jumps out of the water in a flying matter when there is lighting.
Hey bro did you see that lighting fish fly right now?
A human who is deeply concerned about Fish rights after the great fish wars in ancient times. Fish were stripped of their ability to be on land, being banished to the ocean. Fish actifish think their sentence has been served.
Human #1 “Oh I love just grabbing fish out of the ocean and just eating them alive. It’s not about the flavor it’s just the joy of seeing their stupid fish brains have fear”
Human #2 “Dude not cool, Ezra is a Fish Actifish”
Ezra *fuming*
1. A depressed fish.
2. The saddest fish of all time.
3. A fish with no will to live.
4. If you were a fish.
Steve "Hey Ben look, a Grouper Fish!"
Ben "Wow Steve, he's depressed like you!"
When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.
When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.