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The worst catholic school known to history located in oyster bay. The teachers there don’t have degrees and the students just don’t give a f**k. Kids think it’s cool to smoke weed and juul in the bathroom and then eventually get caught. The girls there are fake as f**k and how around all day long with their skirts rolled up the their assholes. 3/4 of the guys are ugly as shit. 4/5 of them are searching for their virginity that was lost in 2nd grade. Girls like to go to house parties drink one Loko and die. It’s also trendy to fill your shot glass up half way and call it a shot. Overall the saddest, ugliest, most pathetic excuse to call a catholic school.
Person 1: “where do you go to school?”
Person 2: “saint Dominic high school”
Person 1: *leaves*
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Blue Ridge High School or sometimes known as: "Blue Ridge got you high school" is a great school if you would like to fail at life. There are more whores and drug users at said school than a Steven Tyler men's underwear party. To get a piece of ass there you simply tell the girl of your choice that you like her eyes and she will complete the procedure by removing her pants and jacket and touching her toes. For the people that want to hang around people that make "mountains out of molehills" this is a standard of all northeastern Pennsylvanians, and you will soon adapt to their culture, and learn the "Johnny Appleseed" method. This school is primarily based on discipline and feeding off of your pain and agony. In order to stay out of trouble you have to wear elegant clothing, speak only when spoken to, never give your opinion, don't have any fun at all, do each and every little task they give or they WILL destroy you. You will get written up for very arbitrarily obscene reasons such as: voicing your opinion, not being a visually attractive woman, wearing clothing that shows your ankles, neck, and wrists, and wearing anything thicker than a hoodie. If you want fake people with fake stuff this is the place for you. If you want a single chance at making it, not breaking it in life, beg your parents to either move away if you live there or stay away if they plan to move there. Stay smarter than most, America! Stay Away Today!
Random Person: Dude where'd you get this crazy weed?
Blue Ridge Student:"What are you talking about? It's oregano from blue ridge high school man!"
FAKE!
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Where you are asked the question at least 5 times a day "can i hit your j?"
Johnny: "Yo can I hit your J?"
Mark: "I don't have it."
Johnny:"BULL SHIT MARK!"
Mark: Its maine south high school dude
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The school in FUHSD that dominates at IDC Rallies. You other schools better back off.
Monta Vista high school will dominate at the IDC rallies.
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A natural habitat for monkeys, most who hang out by south lobby and do the "twerk"
Steve: Hey Paul, wanna go to the vending machine by the south lobby and get a snack
Paul: Hell no! The monkeys will tear us apart
Steve:I almost forgot, we're at William Floyd High School
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Teeming cesspool of idiocy in Mountain Home, AR. Populated almost entirely by nerds, douchebags, bros, skanks, and kids that want to be METAL (!!!). Approximately 95% of the teaching faculty is made up of washed up, balding coaches who don't actually understand most words, complex sentences, or even the idea of books themselves.
"Hey Mountain Home High School bro, let's rub assholes!"
-Kord Stufflebeam
"Fresh idea, bro!"
-Coach S
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best fucking school on the cape.
I wish our school was like Mashpee high school
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