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Don't be a fools
Fools spends his day on Spectate Similator, bettering his God Complex
The one kid in your friend group is in a wheel chair, is pretty good at most video games, quiet, and just an absolute legend.
Friend A: Bro Anthony is a literal Disabled God.
Friend B: Ik he whips ass's with snipers in COD.
LORD SCP 173 PEANUT HE IS A GODLY GOD WE WILL PRAISE THE PEANUT HAIL THE PEANUT
A manifestation especially of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control.
Seth: Died instantly?
Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
Seth: Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.
“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation”
if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.
“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation”
If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.
The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"
Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.
Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"