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i love you, mi amor :D

this phrase is always said by me but only towards my special someone, and that special someone is elijah, he's my literal twinflame :D. whenever i say this phrase, i just want to know that im being completely honest and that i mean whatever i say, oh and i will never lie to you about anything, i promise :) i know some things have been tough in your past, but im here to fill your life up with such joy and love, i will ty my best to cherish you all the way. i promise that i will never leave your perfect self. i just know that you're the one for me and im the one for you <3 our souls didn't meet on accident, they met because they knew that we would fall in love and that we would have our own beautiful love story <333 anyway, if you think that some other guy is having my attention, i promise on my whole family that there is nobody taking away my attention from you, you have my heart and plus you make me the happiest than anybody else C: you have turned my life into the best life i could ever wish upon. you have put me into the right path ever since i met you, and you keep leading me on that path with you :D i pray to god to never lose you, i love you too much, mi amor
:( <3

hey hey, baby.. i love you, mi amor :D

by andreea <3333 March 19, 2021

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


D Ξ M Ø N#6606

This person is the most funniest AND HOTTEST guy in the whole discord community and universe

Damn D Ξ M Ø N#6606 is such a hot babe

by BOOTYBOLE June 18, 2022

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


E-D-O-M-L

Short for every day of my life, each letter is said on its own; mostly used in a sarcastic manner so as to show annoyance.

"Hey are you ready to go yet?"

"Not yet, I have to update my Facebook status"

"E-D-O-M-L you are on the Facebook!!!"

by Jackass81 February 3, 2010

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situΗ½tion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 11, 2020


who got that good d

Jeff Lokerson

Who got that good d? I got that good d- Jeff Lokerson

by saltyd October 5, 2015

1πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


august 14 leo's who's name start with d

an emotional piece of shit who can easily hide their feelings but can let their feelings out to the person they love. they are so badass but can have days where they're just..nothing.

hey look it's that august 14 leo's who's name start with d
damn why are they crying?

by hello youll never guess who i March 13, 2021

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


My D is the K to your V

isnt it obvious?

we all know that

My D is the K to your V

by mother erects September 4, 2016

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž