Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

Ur mom

Ur mom- a hot; middle aged person that I've fallen in love with

Ex. : Ammie! I'm in love with ur mom!

Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

ur mom

google it.

i had fun with UR MOM last night

ur mom

my wifey

i’m in love with ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

hi Jerry, how are u today?
Jerry: ur mom

ur mom

ur mom is a definition of a particular overweight/fat women with autistic children.

"ur mom is so fat she ate the hamburger sign"