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euphemism for masturbation
stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."
"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."
"He's off joining the conservative party."
"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
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A sex party in where black guys (usually more than 5) all take turns given sex to Raj Kandy.
Raj was a little loose after the man dingo party.
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a term given to a foursome involving one woman, and three men. Each guy sticks his dick in his desired hole on the girl until she is plugged up and therefore air-tight.
For added 'air-tightness,' a tupper-ware party can consist of 6 other men, for a total of 9, plus the girl. These additional men would need abnormally small penis's as they would be inserted into the remaining holes on the girl: The ears, the nostrils, and the eye-sockets for maximum air-tightness.
Last night's tupper-ware party left Marie-Lynn very sore the next day.
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An event that occurs when a radical organization hijacks the mainstream discussion and refuses compromise even a compromise is in their own best interests
Also see: The fable of the scorpion and the frog.
Q) Didn't the US used to have an eternally flawless credit rating?
A) Yea, but that was before we got teabagged with a Tea Party Downgrade
Q) Didn't refusing to negotiate used to be super badass and cool?
A) Yea, but that was before teabaggers came along with a Tea Party Downgrade.
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Little Party Sausage
Or Lil Party Sausage
Meaning the Male Sexual Glands or Penis.
When someone has a small penis.
You got a lil party sausage man!
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A social gathering of friends in which each individual guest brings a bottle of their prescription drug of choice. Once at the party, they mix their plethora of drugs in a single bowl. Each party goer can then enjoy whichever pills they would like.
Just going to a chex mix party.
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An apology for any acts that you may (or may not) remember after a bout of drinking/partying. While not required, it is almost always accepted by the receiving party.
It is almost always said while hungover.
Friend 1: "Dude, you left the club last night with my sister, and banged her. Then when you were leaving you stumbled in my mom's room and had sex with her too!"
Friend 2: "Sorry for party rockin'"
Friend 1: Oh when you put it that way...it's cool
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